Just Teen Site - Review |
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Are you the artsy-fartsy type? Do you like your models young, nubile and European? Don’t mind a site only has pictures (most rather tasteful) and no videos to speak of? If you answered yes to any of the questions, preferably all three, then Just Teen Site was made with you in mind. With probably the ugliest color scheme of any logo( pink-blue-green-orange combo of disgust) I have ever witnessed, Just Teen Site just has teens who want to undress for your pleasure.
Let’s have a look at the copy listed on the free tour page of the site itself:
What makes a GREAT teen site? Lots and lots of exclusive pictures that you won't find anywhere else. Beautiful, luscious photography that accentuates the model's finest features. And loads of sweet, young, innocent teens discovering their bodies and sharing them with you for the very first time. Our girls are fresh and delicious and eager to show you their most intimate secrets. We work with only the cutest young models, right after they've turned legal. If you LOVE adorable young teens full of personality and sensual energy, you've come to the right place!
Have you really come to the right place? This place is chock full of pictures, over 15,000 of them covering 200 individual and exclusive model shoots, but where are the videos? Pictures are fun, but quite static. I need me some dynamic teens in dynamic action. But that’s not what the site is about. It caters to the art lover in us all. Some of us have less an artful heart than others. I’m one of them.
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Just Teen Site is what you would call an E-Magazine type site. It’s a static URL that pretends to be something more than the sum of its parts. If you like your models young and artfully represented, than you’ve arrived at your destination. If you are looking for movies featuring teens in all sorts of sexual predicaments, please move along. This place isn’t for you.
The main page is colorful (perhaps too colorful, especially their grotesquely colored logo) with scores of pictures of nubile honies are beckoning you inside. All of them are pictured against the Just Teen Site logo in a magazine-like setting with their heads or arms covering part of the logo like a photo shoot for People or Cosmopolitan. You also get the “Picture of the Moment” which showcases the teen at that moment. Press the refresh button, and the picture changes. I enjoyed that for a few minutes then became completely bored by it. There are just so many pictures you can view before you crave the moving pictures kind.
A nice little information box informs us there are over 15,000 pictures in over 200 sets inside. Do we care? Slightly. Especially since you’ll find out later the price to enter the Just Teen Site lair is $24.95 a month. Ouch! Just for pictures? There’s gotta be something else for my money.
Once you shell out your hard earned $24.95, you are whisked away to the main members’ page. And what do we see here? Not too mucking fuch. A gaudy looking F.A.Q. page greets you and molests you. The most daunting bit of information is the following:
Q: What is ASACP?
A: Association of Sites Advocating Child Protection is the organization that helps the adult site industry makes a difference in the battle against child pornography (CP).
Even though I run the joint here at 18Reviews.com, I had no idea the ASACP even existed. I guess it’s a good sign for a teen site to remind its members of the law. They’ve probably been hunted down my human rights activists since its inception and felt the need to show people they are legit. Good for them! Hire a good lawyer and you’re that much freer of trouble.
Bypass the legal mumbo jumbo and you get to see the goodies. The Updates page offers you the latest additions to the sites rapidly growing mix of student bodies. In a neat calendar like format, you can choose the girl of the month for the year 2005 and 2004. Unfortunately, the archiving goes back only to November of 2004 which is a good indication of when the site began knocking on teenies’ doors to snap them in various stages of undress. This bit of propagandist copy followed the updated pictures:
Won't you come inside and satisfy their budding desires? You've known her since the playground. Then, in high school, you took her on a date in your dad's car. And in college, every party led to sex. Now, you see her on the street and remember back to the good ole days when she gave her body freely to you. Well, guess what? Those days aren't gone! We've collected all your teen fantasies into one site, and now you can LIVE IT UP AGAIN with that sexy young honey from your youth! And trust us: she is WAITING for you to take her back.
Good fucking grief! I didn’t have my license until I was in college. I was 15 when I graduated high school. Does every college party lead to sex? Yeah, probably. But not with sweet, young honies like the ones posted on the site. And besides, there is no fucking way you’ll find chicks like these in college. The ones in college are all dilapidated and used up. I appreciate what the site is saying, but it’s so full of shit my eyes are brown. Actually they are, but I digress.
Click on Models, and you are given an A-Z of the site’s teen sweeties. From Ada to Vera, they’re all here. Interesting thing… you can only view the A-Z of models from the free tour area. There is no option of viewing them in the main members’ area. That’s just fucking cruel. I had already picked out the teens I was going to stroke to. Now, I can’t find them to save my fucking life.
Once you find the photos you’re looking for, you can view them in low rez (531 x 800) or hi rez (1360 x 2048). The hi rez pictures are practically life-sized and will gobble up a meg or more of room. The low rez pictures are almost as good but will take up much less space. But here’s the situation… all you can do is look. The girls will never change position, or open their legs or fuck some lucky guy. If a picture is worth a thousand words, my only words are SPREAD THEM LEGS!
You also have the option of sending a teen E-Card to your pals. You are given a choice of girls to send, which sucks since I know a couple of hot honies I witnessed that were a much better choice than the ones I was stuck sending. And if your friends are on the prudish or paranoid side, make sure you send them the ASACP main page disclaimer before they panic and think the FBI will be the next to call.
Conclusion:
Just Teen Site does have just teens, but at what price to its members? The pictures are plentiful and hi-grade. They can be downloaded one by one or zipped into nice little neat folders. But where are the movies? No where. It’s an E-Magazine type site, I keep telling you. If you don’t mind your cute, nubile honies in static poses, then plunk down the twenty-five buck a month membership dues. With updates every two days, it’s kind of worth it. Personally, I prefer my babes in motion, getting fucked from all angles and in all holes. But that’s not what Just Teen Site is about. It’s about art, culture and everything pure. So, if you’re a purist, come on in. If not, just stay away.
Price: $24.95 for 30 days.
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