Katrina 18 - Review |
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As any webmaster worth their weight in .com gold knows, if you have a site that caters to one particular individual, you’d better make sure that individual is interesting, pleasant to look at, charismatic and can hold your attention for at least a month. Katrina hovers on the edge of that but somehow misses the mark. The main reason why she misses is that she doesn’t employ any hardcore action. Katrina’s 18 years old… there’s no reason why she can’t find some lucky stiff and ride him like the wave her namesake is. I realize she’s not old enough to drink, but she is certainly of fucking age, but I digress.
What she lacks in hardcoreness, she more than makes up in bonus content. One of the extra sites included in a paid membership is access to Nubiles.net, one of the higher rated sites on 18Reviews. That site doesn’t have much hardcore action, but they do include toy insertions and some actual sex. And if the site was launched in February of 2005, there’s no way Katrina is still 18. I want proof of ID. Shnell!
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I usually gauge a site’s worth by its preview pages. Sites that hold back a little tend to go all out in the inside. Other sites give you the moon and stars in their tour sections, but are left with scraps once you pay your dues. Katrina 18 is a site that promises plenty and delivers, somewhat. There’s no denying Katrina is one very hot number. But she could do more with what God gave her. She’s sucking on lollipops in the movie trailer that’s thankfully downloadable in her preview section, but never goes that extra mile by jamming that sucker into her twat. And there’s the problem. Katrina merely delivers, but never shines.
According to her tour section, she has this to say in order to tantalize prospective clients: Hi, my name is Katrina. I have done a little modeling before, but mostly I just like taking pictures for fun. That’s the most important thing for is to have fun. I’m not afraid to do anything even kissing girls or doing more stuff to girls. Mostly I like boys but girls are fun too. Stilted grammar aside, the girl’s a liar. If she “wasn’t afraid to do anything”, why isn’t she getting hammered in all three holes by a bunch of big, black dudes? Is she afraid her parents and extended family will witness her nakedness and feel shame? I’m pretty sure the proceeds of her site are paying for her family’s mortgage, medical bills and 401K plans. If you say you’re not afraid of anything, girl, act like it!
Once inside the main members’ area, you’re greeted with Katrina smiling a wry smile whole looking directly act you, defying you to comment on the lack of vagina penetration in her site. Did I digress before? Well, I’m just plain angry now.
The site has a distinct lack of frills, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. The only links available atop the page are Home, Video and Support. Before I hit the Video link, I looked at what was before my eyes. The copy below the links read “What’s Coming”, besides some of her members, an archive of recent uploads is presented in order. Then again, if they are already there, they can’t be coming. Again, grammar isn’t Katrina’s best friend.
In all there were 21 pages of pictures and videos to choose from. Below the page markers lay the bonus content. One of my favorite sites, Nubiles.net, Spring Break Fuck Adventures, Daily Stars, Intense MPEGS and some niche galleries that aren’t worth the once over. Nubiles.net is. Strange how Katrina is of the same mold as Nubiles since she is under the Nubiles umbrella, but the Kartina 18 lacks the wonderment that makes Nubiles such a hit.
In total, I counted over 100 photo shoots with over 100 photos per gallery. The pictures start off with Katrina clothed, and then she remains clothed, more clothes, then some nakedness at the end. Katrina… that fucking tease. Each shoot comes with a preview thumbnail, the amount of pictures you’ll be able to view and the option to download the entire set as a zip file. Most of the pictures are presented 800X1060 and are actual pictures and not bloody vidcaps. She seems to be a clothes horse or some sort of teen fashion maven as she brings out every piece of clothing the GAP as ever produced; tank tops, capris, miniskirts, jean skirts, tube tops and more cotton drew.
There were close to 50 videos available to stream and download on the site. Most of the clips were segmented into 6 smaller clips. MPEG format is used and the clips run anywhere from 6 to 12 minutes in length. The vids are presented at 1200kps and are 480X360. Not bad for an amateur site. Again, you’ll see Katrina in various stages of GAP dress and undress, flailing her arms and spreading her legs, but no penetration of any kind to see. All she does is flaunt that fucking lollipop, but never does anything wile or imaginative with it.
Conclusion
There’s no denying Katrina is a very pretty morsel of sweetness. Unfortunately, she stays sweet by not actually doing anything constructive on her site. Softcore, smoftcore… I want to see some toys inserted or some lesbian action. But there was none of that to see at Katrina 18. Yes, she is partnered up with an equally hot babe, but nothing really sensual or sexy occurs. And that’s the main problem with Katrina 18; she is pleasant on the eye but does nothing with that pleasantness. Thankfully, access is granted to some other supreme sites which make the $30.00 monthly price tag seem not so bad.
Price: $29.31 for 30 days recurring.
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