Sapphic Erotica - Review |
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Right off the bat, the site scored points with me. Some sites of wild and wacky names that make you scratch your head attempting to understand. Sapphic Erotica is one of those strangely named sites, but everything came into crystal clear focus on the top of the main page: Sap-phic – 1. adj: of or pertaining to Sappho, the Grecian poetess from the Isle of Lesbos (6th Century BC). 2. adj: of female homosexuality (syn: lesbian). Yes, my friends, the site is about lesbians, but not necessarily FOR lesbians. It’s for guys like us who enjoy some good carpet munching, salad eating fun. And Sapphic Erotica does not disappoint.
The main tour is a site within itself. They offer free UNCENSORED pictures and movies. Not 1 or 2 meg pieces of drek. The two movies they give you FREE are 7 and 9.5 megs in size. They’re in WMV format (looking really like DIVX quality, mind you) and are 960X540 in size. They both showcase hot, gorgeous babes eating each other like there was no tomorrow. Just imagine what you’ll find once you become a full-fledged member. Imagine no more. I’ll tell you:
587 exclusive models who all look like teenagers and not just some chicks in their late 20s pretending to be teenagers with braces and pigtails. At last count, the site claims to have 83,000 photos, 50,000 of which are exclusive to the site. 50,000 exclusive pics? They must be nuts. But I’m lovin’ it! They update 5 times a week; that’s more than some sites do in a year. And you’re also looking at 115 hours of DOWNLOADABLE lesbian action, including threesomes, foursomes, insertions, analingus and more, all filmed in HI-DEF. All for less than a dollar a day. Fucking unreal! Let’s explore some more.
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Sapphic Erotica has got to be one of the most extensive teen lesbian sites I’ve had the fortune to review. Banner ads aside, the main members’ page is a site to behold. Pink background with purple and white copy does a decent website make.
The links are easy to find an easier to surf. You can choose from Latest Updates, Movie Index, Model Index, Future Updates, Bailey’s Diary (the webmaster of Sapphic Erotica) and Links Section. Let’s begin with the Model Index, since that’s usually the first thing I gravitate to with a site this extensive. I want to know where the babes are and the boys aren’t and get downloading some major carpet munching movies.
Once you click on Model Index, you are whisked away to a page where they showcase all their hot teen lezzies. 30 girls on each page with 20 pages to choose from. Each one has a thumbnail that shows them alone or doing what they do best with one of their equally hot, nubile friends. The first thumbnail that caught my attention was entitled 6-Girl Couch Orgy and had 229 pictures that were added on June 10th, 2003. How do I know that? I research these things! Fuck, no! The site says it right there in purple and pink. Here’s the accompanying blurb: The girls from the pool orgy do it on the couch. They do a daisy chain, and they use toys too. The pictures are higher res than the pool orgy, but the quality is not as good. Well, damn! This Bailey dude is pretty honest. And I appreciate his honesty. You don’t see many photo-bugs or webmasters slurring their own work. Bravo, Bailey! Unfortunately, there weren’t any movies to go with the pictures.
So we go on to the next thumbnail that catches my attention. Alison… sweet, sweet Alison. She not only has pictures to view, but movies to download. Check out this blurb that accompanies Alison and her friend Britney: Alison (blonde) and Britney make love in the villa. They finger and lick each others' pussies and do analingus too. They also share a double dildo. I messed up and forgot to open the window screens, but I still think the set turned out well. Again, ‘Ol Bailey is chastising his own work. Dude, please. Relax! The very fact that you got these sweet, sexy honies to do ANYTHING in front of the camera is a master stroke. And speaking of stroking let me pause this review and get some Vaseline and Kleenex. Fuck these babes rock! Another cool aspect of the site and this section is you can Sort the pics and the movies by model name and how recently or late the pics were shot. You can also choose your model of choice that has only movies or only pics or via original sets for both video and pictures. Confused? Don’t be. The site is so simple, a blind monkey can navigate with ease. And the more I pound my pud looking at these babes, the more blind I’m gonna be.
The Movie Index link is also easy to navigate. You can view thumbnails of all the glorious action via Full or Brief view. Full View gives you a pretty extensive summary of the action taking place, much like the descriptions for the site’s pictures as shown above. The site also tells you the duration of the flick and when it was shot and uploaded. They also offer 3 or 4 more thumbnails to whet your appetite. The Brief View simply shows one thumbnail with the duration and upload date. Both are informational and easy to access. For me, I stuck with the brief view. Just give me the pussy.
The most recent addition to the site was uploaded on February 7th, 2006 – two days before I wrote this review. It involves three lovely lesbians by the names of Daniela, Mae and Paulina. Here’s the encapsulation written by sensei Bailey himself: I put new girl Mae with more exprienced girls Paulina and Daniela, and it really helped. She threw herself into the joys of lesbian sex in a big way. They have an orgy in the living room. They finger and lick each others' pussies and do anilingus too. Lovely to see Bailey isn’t second-guessing himself anymore. The man’s a genius. He can’t spell worth shit, but who cares. He’s rich and can get the hottest teen lesbians to do whatever the fuck he wants them to do. Who needs to spell when you have the other crafts so perfectly honed?
The movies come in three different categories: WMV, Quicktime and MPEG. The WMV version has the entire flick that you can download in one fell swoop. But you’re looking at movies that will take up 200 to 375 meg or room, but absolutely worth every meg. QuickTime usually cuts that amount in half. The MPEG download option cuts the movie up into segments that are between 5 and 50 meg each. Either way, everything is downloadable and crisp and clear.
Latest Updates are what you might expect, the latest updates that the site updated. Future Updates is also a nifty section that shows you what you’re bound to miss if you don’t sign up again after your 30 days are up. Bailey’s Diary is a section that follows the trials and tribulations of your resident webmaster. If you’re here to read, you’re a putz. Skip this self-indulgent section and get right to the sex, boy! The Links Section has links to other teen sites, lesbian and otherwise. At the very bottom, they have links to other review sites and what they had to say about Sapphic Erotica. This review will probably not get published after what I wrote about Bailey and his diary entries. Who cares? They guy is a teen lesbian mogul. Who needs validation from me?
Conclusion
Sapphic Erotica is definitely a site that merits its high price tag. With all the movies to download and pictures to scan, you’ll be hard-pressed to soak everything up during the 30 days of your membership. At a little less than a buck a day, the site is a great deal. No 3rd party feeds or crappy bonus material, just Grade A lesbian action that is to be seen to believed. The movies are crisp and clear and are not only segmented, but downloadable in one chunk. And the girls are clearly teens; no older babes masquerading as something they so obviously aren’t. And the updates are fast and furious – 5 times per week is incredible for a site of this magnitude. Bailey, you’re no Beetle. Keep up the great Lesbianic work!
Price: $29.95 for 30 days recurring; $49.95 for 60 days recurring; $59.95 for 90 days recurring.
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