So Cal Coeds - Review |
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The Beach Boys may sing about Northern California where the girls are warmer, but this is a misnomer. The hotties reside in Southern California… Los Angeles, Santa Monica, Orange County, San Diego. And most of the hottest girls still attend school. No, not high school your fucking perves… junior college and university. According to the site’s copy, “Southern California grows ‘em young, tight, and ultra hot”. No, their not talking about oranges, they’re discussing the co-eds that make up their URL address.
With over 150 exclusive models sporting 200 pictures per model set, (that’s 30,000 snaps for you and me!) and an equal amount of video shoots lasting close to 15 minutes in length each (I flunked math; don’t ask me how many hours that is. It’s a lot!), the site has much to offer its so-cal coed craving audience. You’ll find ethnicities of all sorts and sized and shapes of all kinds. If you can’t find at least one hottie that you can spank your monkey to, you have no pulse… or you’re blind, or gay, or both.
With your paid subscription (the $1.95 3-day limited trial doesn’t count as a full-fledged paid subscription!) you get SoCal coeds and a slew of sister sites that include: Naughty America’s American Daydreams, Naughty Bookworms, Fast Times at NAU, Latin Adultery, My Friend's Hot Mom, My Naughty Latin Maid, My Sister's Hot Friend, Naughty Office and My First Sex Teacher. But before you get all excited, have a view at the review.
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My first taste of So Cal Coeds was in the tour section. It’s big and pleasing and holds blurbs for every one of their hot coeds, but the free action was fleeting, bundled with shameless self-promotion and propaganda. I say this because they included a mini commercial in every 30 second streamable and downloadable trailer and included credits at the end as well. You begin with 30, you shave off 15 for the mini commercial and another 7.5 for the credits, and the very beginning where they show their compliance statement for 5 seconds and are left with less than chicken scraps. I know it’s free and beggars shouldn’t be choosers, but I am no beggar my friend… I am a reviewer and I want my free candy to be long enough to at least achieve a semi-erection. The 4 or 5 seconds of action I did see wasn’t censored, but might as well have been since I only caught a glance.
Trailer section aside, gaining full access as a card-carrying member did have its privileges. Navigation was quite simple with top-page links including Newest Update, Tier 1 Bonus Sites, Live Chat, Video on Demand, DVD Store, Behind the Scenes and the ubiquitous (but never necessary) Message Board. Speaking of never necessary, I still ill NEVER understand why these fucking sites make you pay for the stuff you download on a neat DVD. The stuff is free… make it available for free with those with limited time, but not necessarily limited download speed capabilities. If you’ve read my reviews in the past, only cave dwellers (my apologies to those Geico cavemen) have less than DSL speeds. The main page houses all of the site’s babes in neat archival fashion. Bah! Who am I kidding? It’s one long fucking page with ever babe they ever photographed or filmed. To my knowledge, the first babes that offered their service dates back to July of 1999. Was the internet even around back then? That’s a long damn time!
Choose Allison as your first model set. According to the site: Allison is a seriously focused student - she doesn’t waste any time with idle chit-chat and foreplay. Fuck that, it’s straight to sucking and fucking … just what every undergrad guy wants AND needs! Hopefully she’ll do the laundry and clean the bathroom too. I agree. I always wanted a whore/char lady my beck and call, especially in college. Who are we kidding? These blurbs are getting more ridiculous with every passing review. Forget the words, show me the pussy.
Updating each day of the week, minus the weekends so the webmasters can get more 8-balls and continue the picture taking and filmmaking, the models can be accessed by name (which means nothing because these girls are exclusive to this site and no other), or category which includes girl on girl, hardcore, softcore, girls or color, etc. Each model has picture sets or picture zips with accompanying videos. Images come in two offerings: small and large. Small pics are 720X480 whole the larger pics are a more dazzling 1500X1000. The videos feature hardcore sex, blowjobs and masturbatory scenes. You can view the movies in a similar vein; high or low quality. Low is pretty low and will be as fuzzy as a bear in WMV format. The MPEG format is a decent 1400kps, as opposed to low quality 800kps.
If you ever tire of these coeds, you can head straight for the bonus content and grab your cock to sites under the Naughty America umbrella including: My Friend's Hot Mom, My Naughty Latin Maid and My Sister's Hot Friend. If you look close enough, most of the reviews for these sites can be found on our own sister review sites. Hot, damn! That’s the first time I ever shamessly promoted myself. I like it!
Conclusion
My main beef is with content. For a site that has been around as long as it has, there should be much, MUCH more content. After 7 years and only 150 or so movies are offered? There’s something wrong here, especially when the site purports to update 5 days a week. Probably with a picture or two… definitely not with a model or two. And the limited 3-day trial is truly that; limited. You are only granted access to soft stuff, nothing hardcore. Perhaps you’re better off sticking to the free trial area. That is if you can squeeze one out in a second or three. So Cal Coeds does have its content down. The chicks are hot, young and definitely college-bound. It’s just that there are definitely not enough of these coeds to go around, especially being around as long as the site has. Relying on bonus content to fulfill your membership quota is long becoming stale and annoying. You’re called SoCal Coeds? Then coeds are what I want to see. Forget Latina maids and your friend’s hot mom. Live up to your URL or just get drop out before I expel the lot of ya!
Price: $1.95 for 3 day limited trial; recurring at $24.95; $24.95 for 30 days, recurring.
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