Taylor Bow - Review |
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Revenge sites are usually amateurish in delivery and skeletal of content. Taylor Bow is a revenge site that is actually well done and well laid out. It kind of makes you thinks if the revenge is on the members and not on the girlfriend that fucked over the webmaster. Regardless, it’s a decent site with a funky theme. Boy meets girl; boy fucks girl; girl sucks boy; girl dumps boy; boy develops website in her effigy and makes a truckload of dough while humiliating her and putting himself on an amateur porn pedestal. Lucky fuckstick!
Unfortunately, there are no more updates since, of course, the honeymoon is over and Olivier, the webmaster and spurned lover, only had a handful of movies to begin with. The pictures are vidcaps and horrible ones at that, but since it was on he and she to make the flicks, how could there possibly be a photographer on hand to harness the action. And that’s the funky thing about Taylor Bow. Is it real or a crock of shit? Who knows? What I do know is that Taylor is young, hot and cute. Isn’t that all that counts in the long run? Or in this case, limited run? Speaking of limited, membership costs are $4.95 for a limited 3-day trial and a month will cost you $23.95. But why would you incur recurring costs on a site that will never again update? Stick to the trial and fuck Olivier over like he fucked over Bow.
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Hello. My name is Olivier and I would like to tell you a story. It’s about a pretty girl from New York City. Her name is Taylor. One night I met Taylor at a popular NYC nightclub. She was really pretty and also really nice. I asked her if she would like to come and party with me, and she said yes. Taylor and I continued to date for a real long time. She even told me that I was the love of her life and that sex with me was a spiritual experience. I felt that we were madly in love. But I was apparently wrong as Taylor left me one bright, blue wonderful day. Fuck you Taylor. You broke my heart and you didn’t even care. But you know the sex was good, you cannot deny that. GOOD THING YOU LET ME VIDEOTAPE IT. You are a stupid dumbass.
Thus begins the site called Taylor Bow. Olivier is one unhappy camper after being tossed to the curb like a sack of garbage, so he decides to do what any self-serving, selfish dumped prick would do – post pictures and movies and disgrace the cunt that fucked you over. And Olivier does it in fine style, even if he doesn’t have the French accent to back up his chosen moniker.
Split up into chapters, the action takes place over 20 movies with accompanying vidcapped thumbnails. Stay away from the vidcraps, they’re a waste of time since they aren’t clear nor are they crisp. The movies, on the other hand, are clean, clear and presented in 1900kps 480X360 MPEG glory. The stuff was filmed well, which tells me Olivier might have had some help setting up the scenes and the lighting. But if he didn’t, he should ship his sob story to Hollywood and make some money producing some revenge reality site on Bravo or Spike.
The movies run about 15 minutes in length and are all downloadable. You get to see Taylor skateboarding, sleeping, showering and doing what she does best… fucking and sucking. She shows no shame. Then again, if the site is in actuality a true revenge site, the bitch didn’t know what was coming so there was no reason not to let loose. The only bad thing about young Taylor is her tattoos. She has plenty of them, on her back, her feet and just below her navel. For me, tattoos signify scum. I should know… my ex-girlfriend tattooed my name on her ass. Only scum skanks do that. Taylor can then be classified accordingly, especially after she eats a cupcake full of jizz, carefully prepared by Olivier himself.
Conclusion
Taylor Bow is a novelty site that is worth the 5 dollar limited 3-day trial. If you really like what you see and wish to delve deeper, you’re stuck paying the $23.95 monthly membership… just make sure you cancel after the 3 day trial or the 30 day monthly charge or you are stuck paying recurring charges from $23.95 to $39.95. Taylor is worth 5 bucks. But 24 bucks to see her get fucked and jizzed on? Hard call. If Taylor is your bag, then go for it. But realize since the relationship is over, there are no more updates. It’s your call. Bow to the Taylor. Or not
Price: $4.95 for limited 3-day trial; $39.95 recurring; $23.95 for 30 days recurring.
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