Teen Dreams - Review |
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Teen Dreams is one of the few sites on the web that not only has survived 10 years online, but has managed to re-invent itself every few years so it stays fresh and new.
Boasting an archive of pictures that is close to 1,000,000 images strong, the site somehow manages to update itself 5 days a week. They don’t just throw in a picture or two. You’re looking at new pictures AND videos each and every day, with weekends off to rest, relax and find new poontang.
And the site’s webmasters have it all right with this concept placed in the tour section: We don't only excel in the quality of our content. We've listened to members over the years and constantly strive to improve the functionality of our members’ area. This is EXACTLY what every site should strive for. LISTEN to your members. Why? Because they pay for your fucking mortgage and put your kids through college. Why do sites just have shit, charge and arm and a testicle, only to disappear after they make a few bucks and leave their members in the dust. Teen Dreams is a dream. They’ve been around over a decade and don’t seem to be going anywhere anytime soon. The constant updates simply prove that fact. And we haven’t even discussed the close to 1500 videos, all downloadable, waiting to be viewed and wanked to. Phew! Read on!
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Teen Dreams is something of an anomaly. It has many strengths and can easily rest on its laurels. Being around more than a decade, or basically around since the net became what it is today, the site can just coast. But no. It refuses to take a back seat to anyone else. It constantly finds ways to improve upon itself when it really doesn’t need to prove its mettle. That says a lot for a site that already has almost a quarter million members. And you just know a good chunk of those are renewing their memberships each and every month. Fuck are these guys rich. And rightly so.
If the preview section is any indication, you will be up for several months wanking your one-eyed wonder weasel and STILL not see the half of it. Teen Dreams must be savored slowly to fully appreciate everything it has to offer. The greatest thing about the tour section is that you are given the option to view it as actual member. Many sites purport to show you what the members’ area is like, but none to my knowledge actually show you, and allow you to maneuver around like a true, blue, card-carrying member. Of course there are limitations in these section, but as the site says, there’ aren’t many:
Welcome to TeenDreams Members Area. Guest Access allows non-members to view the entire members site, with the exception that only the first 3 images from each photo set can be downloaded full size. Feel free to use the links on the left to browse the entire site! This page shows the latest added sets, and features a search engine at the bottom. Go on - have fun! We have a huge site to look through.
And browse I did. When I finally did become a member, like the site promised, it was no different except for access to all the pictures they had. The members’ area of Teen Dreams is very well organized. As shown in the Guest Area, at the left of the screen you have the main menu with many different links: Bookmark, Members Favorites, View My Favorites, Special Features, Solo Girl Series, Amateur Girl Series, Lesbian Series, Solo Asian Series, Viv Thomas Galleries, Boy/Girl Series, UK Teens, Original Movie Series, New Movie Series, DVD Movies, Viv Thomas Video, Hustler Videos, Live Cam Girls, Amsterdam Live, Adult Stories, Members Forum, Feedback, Members FAQ, A-Z Model Index and finally and email link for the customer support.
The most recent updates are clearly marked and found in the main page, along with a site search menu. You can search the site’s entire library for pictures and or videos by date added, location, action and several model attributes like race, breast size, hair color or name. The picture sets are divided into categories based on the action in the photos. The sets feature solo girls, lesbians, boy/girl series, and more. Each set has dozens of images which are all neatly thumbnailed on the page. The thumbnails open into large, full-size images that are so fucking huge and clear, you can see pores. You also have the option to download a .zip of the whole photo series or choose individual photos to add to a custom .zip file. Fuck me! That’s a lot!
There doesn't seem to be any rhyme or reasoning to the movies offered. You’ll find some that are offered in MPEG format while others might also include a WMV format video. Some videos have only one full-length MPEG version, while others are divided into multiple clips, or provide both a small and large version of the video so that it is more compatible with slower connections. Members using 56k (should be shot on site) will definitely have problems playing some of the larger videos. You can choose to stream movies directly from the member's area or download each one to your drive by right-clicking. The length of the videos also varies from short quick 5 minute clips to some lasting almost 30 minutes in length. The formats are as follows: QuickTime at 500kps (240X180); MPEG at 700kps (352X240) and WMB at 2200kps (yes, that is no typo!) (720X480).
The Viv Thomas Galleries features the work of some famous photographers I had never heard of before. Does it really matter, though? He snaps snatches. That’s all I need to know. There are also three Hustler video plug-ins: Barely Legal, Young Sluts Moviesand High Octane Movies. The plug-in videos all stream directly in your browser window and cannot be downloaded; simply streamed. But they’re free, so stop complaining, already. Finally, you also get erotic stories and links to live cams, if that weren’t already enough shit to keep you busy for months on end!
Conclusion
Teen Dreams is a truly amazing site that so obviously caters to its members tastes and likes and dislikes. I would have liked to have seen some more color splashed around the site, since it seems like only white chicks from the UK and Europe were asked to participate, but women of color and creed have always been my bag. But that’s not to take away from the site since it obviously boasts some of the most eye-defying content and some of the hottest babes in the hemisphere. The $29.95 monthly price tag is on target, but we all know it will take much, MUCH longer to sift through. Offering a 3-day trial would be nuts, unless, of course, you had the blow to keep you up during your 72 hour porn perusal.
Price: $29.95 for 30 days recurring at $29.95; $44.95 for 60 days; recurring. $59.95 for 90 days.
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