Teens in Glasses - Review |
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Why oh why does this always have to happen? Finally, a site that caters to sexy teens in sexier glasses. One of my all time fetishes has been the schoolgirl type with the short skirt, bobby-sox, tie hanging loose from their supple necks, braces and glasses. Yeehaa! What a combo. If she’s blonde, it’s great; if she’s black or Indian… oh my! Doesn’t get better. But when it comes to Teens in Glasses, ANYTHING is better. I feel so short-changed.
I mean, for Christ’s sake! The site has been up and running since April of 2003, yet that have only 10 fucking chicks. This makes no sense, whatsoever. And charging $34.95 a month to view the same 10 babes, no matter how pretty and hot and sexy and tantalizing they look in glasses, does not warrant a $34.95 monthly membership. They do, however, offer some bonus sites with every membership; sites like: Femdom Abuse, Easy Drunk Girls, Bad Office Girls, Her First DV, Public Peek, Plumper Facials, Teens In Satin, Tranny Destruction, Cummy Feet, Pantyhose and Panties, MILF Whore and Sneaky Upskirt. But does it really matter? Teens in Satin does not mean teens wearing glasses, and this site wore thin pretty fucking fast!
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P.T. Barnum once said that there was a sucker born every minute. Do me a favor, and don’t be that sucker. Stay the fuck away from this site, no matter how hot you think the babes are in the preview, and they are hot. Take the hot blonde in the pink dress posing next to the taxidermied bear. She is SMOKIN’! But she ain’t fucking anyone and just sites and lies there looking pretty. Bitch! I hate her!
Or take the super hot brunette posing next to the window, looking coy and sexy and wanton, all at the same time. The jean skirt and the shaved hooha! Booyah! But does she get laid? Besides taking off her clothes, she also peels off her glasses, and still ends up looking absolutely fucking hot. But you feel let down… cheated. These girls are going nowhere with there sexuality, and taking you with them.
What’s worse is, when you finally become a member and lose your $34.95, never to be seen again, you’re taken to the main members’ page which is just a mish-mash of bonus sites. You have to look real hard for the Teens in Glasses banner, which simply takes you to a page with the 10 aforementioned bespectacled hotties.
The pictures are pretty fucking good. No vidcaps, and everything is in hi-rez. You’re looking at pixilation of 1000X1500. This means you’re counting her goose bumps as she’s been photographed. You can even make out a mole or two; (that’s freckle’s ugly cousin for all you Seinfeld fans). But there’s no real action. Not a guy in site. Plenty of dildos, mind you. But if you actually paid the membership dues to enter this drek of a site, you, my friend, are the resident dildo.
But where are the movies? The updates? The meat of the site? Nowhere to be found, expect in the bonus section which isn’t made up of teens or glasses. You’ve been warned, my friends!
Conclusion
I am one pissed reviewer. The site took my dream teen compilation; youth and spectacles, and stole my testicles in the process. I should have known better after viewing the tour section, because there wasn’t any! The only high point in a grip of lower than low ones is the $4.95 trial. Luckily, it’s not limited and lasts approximately 3 days. If you really, absolutely feel the need to check out the chicks that are gracing the main page of the site, then dish out the fin but make sure to cancel immediately. There are some decent bonus sites, but you, yourself will need glasses, (and your head examined) if you think this place is worth a second bespectacled glance.
Price: $4.95 for 3 day trial; recurring at $34.95; $34.95 for 30 days, recurring; $74.95 for 180 days.
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