Teens in Wet Panties - Review |
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What’s better than teens in panties? Do I have to tell you? The site’s name tells it all. But what makes these teen cuties cream their underoos? Simple! Other teen cuties. This is a case of “where the boys aren’t”. Which in and of itself not a terrible thing, but some of these chicks are so young, so cute and so damn adorable, you just wish you could see some lucky guy (unfortunately it’s not one of us) ramming them from today to next Tuesday. Instead, you get sections entitled Lesbian Panty Pleasures, Teens Pee in Panties, Upskirt Panty Peeking and Teens and Their Stained Panties. All nice, all interesting (except for the last one; we’ll have to do more research to ensure these are cum stains we’re viewing and not some nasty skidmarks).
What else is in store for you with your paid membership? Thousands of pictures with the funkiest titles on the net, scores of movies that are all available for downloading, contests to win your own panties (hopefully not the skidmarked stained one) and panty-related stories. Let’s explore some more…
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Teens in Wet Panties is one of those sites that spends way too much emphasis on its free tour section rather than its innards. It’s all pomp and circumstance until you hit the members’ area. I say this because once inside, you’re clawing to get back out… scratching your head and wondering “what the fuck just happened here”. And surprisingly enough, it’s a fixable problem. The main page just has too much copy and not enough coochie.
It’s just fucking boring. Show me some bling, some ching, some fucking teens in panties. Don’t just throw links at me that are all tell and no show. That aside, let’s look inside.
The first link that commands your attention (it has to, it’s the first damn link!) is the Newest Updates. And new they are. This review was penned on December 10th and they had already updated twice in the last two days. They claim daily updates. So far, they claim correctly.
The next link is the Movies section. Again, it is just a fugly representation of a pretty decent site. No thumbnails, no pictures… just bland, ugly copy. You have various linking options to choose from. Selections such as: Bathroom Panty Movies, Ebony Panty Movies, Fun With Panties, Handjob Panty Movies, Outdoor Panty Movies, etc. Hey, webmasters! We get it. Your movies have the word “panties” in it and showcase chicks with panties. I never would have guessed if it wasn’t in your URL. Next to each choice is the number of movies offered per selection. Toys and Panties seemed to be the most copious selection with 32 movies and Panties and Pantyhose were short-changed with a mere single movie to its credit.
You can sort the movies by “name”, “date” or “views”. All of these options useless if there are 5 or less movies offered in any particular section. How about you sort them by vote? Unfortunately, voting isn’t an option. A quick blurb and thumbnail introducing each one thankfully is. And that is what should be shown in the main page. Forget words, show pictures. Us guys are visual. We don’t want to fucking read anything. Show us the pussy.
Downloading is offered in two options; MPEG or WMV. MPEGS are usually better quality and are larger in size. Most of the sites MPEGs ran over 100 meg in size while the WMVs were 50 megs or less and run between 10 and 15 minutes in length. Regardless, downloading to your hard drive was available and what always counts in this situation. You are also able to view a quick snippet of each flick before you commit any downloading time. Nice touch.
The Pictures section wasn’t any better with the same awful copy greeting members. Categories are subcategorized for your viewing (dis)pleasures. The same titles that greeted the movies were offered for the picture section. The Stories section is the basic blah-blah-blah of some male masturbatory fantasy that will never be attained, especially on the site itself. The Forum is a place for the same masturbators to kibbitz about who’s hot and who’s not. You can also submit your username in order to win some used panties or you can just avoid the X-Mas rush and buy the stained items from the site’s models themselves.
Another nifty option is the mailing of larger movies files to members, but only after 60 days of activity on the site. Be a member for 2 months, and the webmasters will mail you the vid of your choice. Seems rather ridiculous. Even with a 56K dial up piece of drek modem, you can download the site’s contents in a week or so.
Conclusion:
What we have here is a site that means well but doesn’t know what it really means. Websites thrive when content is king and navigation is queen. The main content at Teens in Wet Panties seems to be words, words, words not panties, panties, panties… unless you click on link after link after link. It’s a hassle, man. It’s gotta be fixed. It’s unfortunate since the content is fairly good. Expensive at $29.95 a month, but decent. Especially with the daily updates. If you’re gonna shell out 30 large for a site, you better be given daily updates. And since the panties they sell are upwards of $40.00, why not throw in a free pair to get your members to sign up for an extra month. Make them think they’re getting something for their hard earned dough. If the webmasters read this review, take heed. Less copy and more pussy makes Jack Member less a dull boy.
Price: $29.95 for 30 days then $29.95 recurring every 30 days thereafter.
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